h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

...and welcome to The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy : Sol III Edition I am Crescent, your friendly Assistant Community Editor, here to say hi, and to offer a helping hand if needed If you have any problems with, or questions about the site, then click 'reply' below and ask away I shall do what I can to make your entrance to h2g2 as painless as possible And you did manage to think of something to write Until later.....
BCNU - Crescent

Thanks for the warm welcome...
...obviously my wit has left me and gone on a short package holiday for a while (which is does quite frequently).
When(/and if) it ever does return, you can be the first to know (probably before I do!)...
...look forward to the chats..
Z!

Mwhahahahahaaa!

Now I've read your entry and it's much funnier than mine. Dang.

I have a friend who's lecturing law at Liverpool University....

Other random facts and fictions may or may not be sent in the future

ta,
Gabs

FUNNIER?

Kind sir I think you do me an injustice! (But I liked it!). Sorry about dragging you out of apathy.
I tend to reside somewhere between there and comatosed (which I seem to remember being a small town in Hampshire).
Don't work too hard!
Z!

Hi zuzu!

Do you support red or blue?
'G'

I'm disgusted you even asked...
...RED of course, even though there is currently a FIFA ban on my attending matches(
But rumours abound that Paul Gascoigne is going to buy a house up the road from me. The local newspaper ran an article interviewing local pubs to see if they'd serve him!
"Red or blue"......really...mumble mumble snarl....
Z1

I'm disgusted you even asked...
...RED of course, even though there is currently a FIFA ban on my attending matches(
But rumours abound that Paul Gascoigne is going to buy a house up the road from me. The local newspaper ran an article interviewing local pubs to see if they'd serve him!
"Red or blue"......really...mumble mumble snarl....
Z1

I'm disgusted you even asked...
...RED of course, even though there is currently a FIFA ban on my attending matches(
But rumours abound that Paul Gascoigne is going to buy a house up the road from me. The local newspaper ran an article interviewing local pubs to see if they'd serve him!
"Red or blue"......really...mumble mumble snarl....
Z1

Shocked and Stunned!!!!!!

What have you been up to???????????????

Glad you are Red, though!!!!!!!!!

'G'

I am still in negotiations with my lawyer and FIFA as regards to my ban...can't say anymore until after the court case!
I'm glad I'm red too!

Off to get redder..the sun is actually shining for once!
Z!