h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Today I have been at work as a receptionist, I did not have to take the train today. My work consisted, as usual, of posting invoices, taking telephone calls, watching the fax- machine and putting papers in their respective archives. I have also bought a comic magazine called Pondus. It is very funny, it is mostly about ugly women and going to bars. I am taking the train home today, yesterday I did the same thing and then I fell asleep and had to throw my self of the train just in time. I hurt my mortal leg. Other than that I have spent time debating my own devine excistence with a certain saint of GOD-Allmighty...