h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ehm! Sorry to but in but!

Mr Ev, can I have a word with you

~draws a with dark chocolate sauce~

He's busy being a blank canvas, what's the problem?

Damn it Sid, can't you see I'm busy?
And that's *Dr* EV to you.

He's turned me into a muppet!

(no sniggering please!)

That wouldn't take much doing, would it?
What are you talking about Sidney? I'm a busy man.

Oh come on "Dr" Ev!!!

One minute I'm the cool, blues playing blower of my own trumpet, and the next I'm a muppet!

Well I ought-a!!

Turn me back and I'll leave you in peace!

Now I can't say any fairer than that!

*squints incomprehendingly at Sid*
Hands up who thinks Sid's a loony.

Oh.....how you jest with me!

for once you have the upper hand

Has he gone now?

~wonders what EV's going to do with his "upper hand"~

I notice your hand did not go up Mina?

*puts his hand down*
It's cold up there.

EV, shall we go somewhere else?
We can't get any peace and quiet around here.

Okay hon. But what about the ?

It'll be ok, I used that ice magic stuff that goes hard.

You're a genius, hon.
Where shall we go then?

I don't know, seen any good journal entries anywhere?

They're all a bit busy on my page. What about yours?

I've got one called screams that's kind of quiet, or I could write a new one if you like.

Whatever you think hon, it's your journal.