A Conversation for Whose Line Is It Anyway?

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Post 1

Bond, James Bond

World's Worst thing to say at a dinner party.


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Post 2

Bond, James Bond

"You'll be interested to know that you're eating the seasoned flesh of the guests from my last dinner party."


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Post 3

Somer, Muse of Aged Cheese

"Why yes, this beef did come from Great Britain, I hope you like it rare..."


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Post 4

Little Behemoth (sulking)

"Does anyone mind if I rest my colostomy bag on the table?"


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Post 5

Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki

The Spots? I don't know what they are but my dog died of something remarkably similar just the other day - don't worry though I don't think it's contagious.


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Post 6

Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday

Anyone want to see the pictures of my sigmoidoscopy?


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Post 7

The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin

No, there shouldn't be any white sauce with the chicken. It must have been a cyst...


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Post 8

Yeliab {h2g2as}

Host: I think the ckicken was ment to be a little more dead then this.


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Post 9

The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin

It's a good job it's red cabbage, the number of times I cut my finger...


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Post 10

Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday

You didn't mind me inviting Michael Winner & Jo Brand along did you?


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Post 11

The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin

Or Jeremy Beadle? Or Chris Evans?


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Post 12

Yeliab {h2g2as}

Would Sir like this wafer thin chocolate?


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Post 13

Wumbeevil

Yes, we grew all tonight's food organically.

Where's the toilet? Oh, we normally just use the vegetable plot.


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Post 14

Little Behemoth (sulking)

I would tell you the secret ingredient for my Mother's Gravy, but then I'd have to kill you.. Oh.. That's quite a big clue actually..


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Post 15

sklap_flung

Where did I get the lamb? Well, they were having a massive barbecue on the farm down the road.


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Post 16

Wumbeevil

Did I forget to mention this dinner is in honour of the survivors of the Andes aircrash?


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Post 17

Little Behemoth (sulking)

Oh yes.. I meant to ask.. Does anyone know what the word 'coprophilia' means?


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Post 18

Wumbeevil

...and I would like to thank Mr Gere for donating all these chocolate mousses.


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Post 19

Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday

And Anthea Turner made these scones specially!


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Post 20

Bond, James Bond

I lost a contact while I was making the soup, so if you bite down on something strange, let me know.


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