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FISH POND'S, DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT FISH POND'S.

Post 1

The day walker

 I'VE JUST SPENT THE LATE TWO DAYS CLEANING OUT MY FISH POND, AND DO THE FISH THANK ME FOR IT? NO THEY DO NOT.ALL THEY DO IS BLOODY DIE ON YOU.
 


FISH POND'S, DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT FISH POND'S.

Post 2

Kith

I would seriously recommend a lava lamp as a superior alternative to keeping fish.


FISH POND'S, DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT FISH POND'S.

Post 3

The day walker

THANK YOU FOR YOUR REPLY, KITH, I AM DEEPLY GRATEFUL FOR YOUR PEARLS OF WISDOM.


Fish ponds. Don't talk to me about fish ponds.

Post 4

Vynce

i also recomemnd checking your caps lock and, if possible, your apostrophe. it seems to have gone rogue.
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FISH POND'S, DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT FISH POND'S.

Post 5

Researcher 27546

I'm bald.


FISH POND'S, DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT FISH POND'S.

Post 6

John the gardener says, "Free Tibet!"

So are the bloody fish, mate!


Rogue computer keys

Post 7

Ac-1D

Watch it, mate, they can be vicious. Is there any foam on the keyboard?


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