h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Good, the Masque needs us all.

erm.. yes and so do I....

---R/F
(vice, remember? )

*Appears in his trademark cloud of red smoke accompanied by several crates of sea's ice cream, the best on h2g2, (which is protected from melting by a special ice spell, just to appease the pedants)*

More things to distribute, lads (and ladettes), so we can offer drink (the wine) and food. Off you go. Go on!

[i would butt in annoyingly right now and tell you that the correct word is ladies, but my habit of correcting other people's grammar/spelling mistakes has gotten me yelled at once already today...]

actually ladettes is london slang, which being a londoner i feel qualified to use. But anyway, back to the plot, we must give out this icecream and keep up the fight against that.... that ant.

i think she's responsible. it wouldn't be hard to prove... all the clues point to her... hint, hint...

well, all CLUE.

I'll take a couple dozen ice cream sundaes, if you don't mind...

*NYC eats until his brain freezes*

you should go to the shop instead of eating the campaign ice cream... :-) http://www.h2g2.com/F49752?thread=71338

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blahlalalaaalalalllalalaaaabzzbzbzbzzzbzbzbzz....

*NYC spins in a center of the floor gibbering stuff about the many uses one can have between hair spray and a lighter*

(brain freeze can be a disastrous site)

*giggles*
hey, read my public service announcement if you have a second. it's on my intro page.

*crawls in through hole in the floorboards, looks around*

*red eyes glow*
very strange.

*scampers out*

Oh, so this is the place Bald Bloke was talking about. A SECRET THREAD! Something only they and 50,000 other researchers can access. What a shame Styx left, or I'd ask for his Ovaltine decoder ring. Still, they are actually contemplating kidnapping or "deading" me, so I better not hang around.

*leaves*

ugh. i knew it was just a matter of time. damn.

since this is all going to come crashing down on our heads anyways, would anyone care to know who gave me this idea, so i can make sure they go down too?

*enters stealthily, checking to make sure no one is following*

Heya Boss!
Heya Boss!

*grins around the room*

So... have you all noticed just how many of the other candidates and their staff members are also Angels?

*truly evil grin*
Anyone up for some feather plucking?

I do have confirmation that the Archangel Zax (whose new favorite color is RED) is sympathetic to our cause, and is willing to aid us in our coup!

speaking of which.... we could build a giant chicken coup, and stick them all in there until after the election... hmm.. could take some planning...

(have no fear, sea- spies that show themselves are much less worrisome than the ones that don't! at least we KNOW that Lil and Styx are watching....)

bye, guys, it's been really something. i've really enjoyed this, but i'm afraid that i've outstayed my welcome. read my confession and goodbye message at http://www.h2g2.com/F46306?thread=71447

You havent outstayed your welcome, sea, you will always be welcome here

Sea, dont go. Big C didn't leave did he. It's still fun, honest. Anyway, you are an indespnsible part of the campaign team, we all need you.

quite right