h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I have just registered to become a researcher, it's 12.32am on a Saturday night, the fact that I am currently sat at my computer probably demonstrates that I lead a very sad and boring life. At least I am not snoring in front of Eurosport like my husband. Whatever happened to the full and interesting life I had before marriage and children? To make matters worse, I recently started a telesales job, selling adjustable beds. I have become one of those annoying people, who always ring up just as you get home from a hard day at the office, tells you they're not trying to sell you anything, then proceeds to do just that. I apologise in advance to anyone out there who may receive a call from me.