h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Guess how bored I am! I am so goddamn bored that I have taken to growing crystals out of salt solutions. At last count I had about five with four or five still in the process. I'm even intending to write a user page about it, but I very much doubt that I will. But wait, that's not even close to how bored I am. I've also taken up making tote bags and wrap skirts. My bag and skirt supply will be up tremendously by September if these trends continue. Guess what else! I've started ::gasp:: cleaning out my desk! Yes, believe it or not, my desk is slowly being stripped of all its crap. I'm also online about three or four times a day for an average of 45 minutes each time, doing next to nothing. Why can't I be doing something useful, you ask? Well, you obviously don't truly understand how bored I am. I have done many useful things already, and have simply run out. Of course, I suppose I could take up something like volunteer work, or paying work, or running, but that's just not my style. I'm too cool for that kind of crap. Since you're staggeringly bored with this entry by now, I'm sure, I think I shall go. May all your days be filled with interesting and useful things!