h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well, everybody knows how strict this f*****g German state can be, but for someone who's just seventeen and lives here it seems to be unbearable.
Everythin that makes fun is forbidden!
Having fun strctly forbidden!!!!
Urghhh!
Yesterday (Wednesday) we had our last schoolday before the summerholidays and so we decided to have a party on Tuesday.
Everything went fine, we had a nice time talking togeher, playing Volleyball, drinking and drinking and talking again and at about four O'clock in the morning we ( 3 guys and six girls left ) had the idea to go nightswimming at the river main. (anybody out there who knows the song from R.E.M.?)
So we walked down through the village, where we had the party, a few bottles with us ( we weren't that loud!!!! ...o.k....maybe a bit...)
and searched for place to go in.
It was really cool ( and icecold!!!), the stars were shining and there was such a thick mist on the water, you could hardly see the other side.
But that didn't bother us.
Of the clothes, into thewater, laughing, screaming, having fun...
( Suddenly sober )

And then... a car slowly drove towards the shore.
I thought: Would be funny to meet the cops...
And someone shouted: POLICE !!!!! DIVE UNDER!!!
Well, didn't have much sense.
They caught us (all naked) and we really tried not to giggle, but it was so funny!
(Well, not for the cops...)
They waited until we were dressed again and told us how lucky we were, that they wouldn't tell our parents, but if you ask me, they're just too slothful...
WHAT A STATE?
Does anyone live in a country, where it's allowed to have some fun?
I sure will immigrate at once!

Thanx for answers,
passenger

You want fun and your moving to England!!!???!!!???!!!