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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Jun 19, 2001
Sorry, didn't mean to frighten you...
I'm going to be going to bed soon..........ish...
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King Lerxst -Keeper of Small, Sharp, Pieces of Flint Posted Jun 19, 2001
Allright! I'll have no more of this "hiding" business. I find the whole conversation silly. Clear off.
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Jun 19, 2001
Would you care, Sir, to establish your credentials before assaulting us in this manner?
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King Lerxst -Keeper of Small, Sharp, Pieces of Flint Posted Jun 19, 2001
Credentials? I ride this train regulalry! Twice a week. I am currently in the process of remodeling my bedroom... and I used to be quite a shot-putter. Enough for you?
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Jun 19, 2001
Well, I'd feel better if you were still putting off starting remodelling your bathroom, but I don't suppose as you can be blamed for that...
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Jun 19, 2001
I'm even putting off going to bed...
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King Lerxst -Keeper of Small, Sharp, Pieces of Flint Posted Jun 19, 2001
The bathroom is secondary...although I can hear the carpenter ants eating away at the walls. Do you think that I should re-plumb the house next?
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Jun 19, 2001
Only if it poses a health hazard otherwise...
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King Lerxst -Keeper of Small, Sharp, Pieces of Flint Posted Jun 19, 2001
Well...it's happened. I've forgotten what the gist of this entire assault was. Can you perhaps...refresh my memory? 
I'm afraid that my attention span has gotten the best of me again.
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King Lerxst -Keeper of Small, Sharp, Pieces of Flint Posted Jun 19, 2001
...truthfully, I must admit that I find the prospect of ants in my walls much easier to swallow than that of rats. Rats my friends...if I can indeed call you friends, rats are such vile vermin...
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Jun 20, 2001
I have a friend who would take very great umbrage to that...but there is, of course, quite a difference between wild and domesticated rats... But frankly, I can't say as I approve of the idea of swallowing ants, especially if they're fire ants or something...
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King Lerxst -Keeper of Small, Sharp, Pieces of Flint Posted Jun 20, 2001
I find the idea of swallowing any sort of wall dweller...well...hard to swallow. I have noticed, however, a number of very small party favors lying just under the window in the eastern corner of the bathroom and an oddly-shaped loaf of some-sort-of-bread resting precariously against the plunger (which, by the way, belongs to my sister in Vancouver). I think they (whomever they are) are holding a bread-party.
Sausage for Cthulhu
King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted May 18, 2004
Sorry, I'm a bit slow on the uptake
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