h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi - welcome to h2g2, *the* unconventional guide to Life, the Universe and Everything. I am Abi - the italics mean that I am a member
of the in house editorial team. I am your Deputy Community Editor - any problems just shout.

I am sorry I do not speak Italian!

Hi Abi! It' s not problem if you don' t speak italian, the don' t speak english. In the universe I think that this happens every day. You must be patient and to try not to laugh too much reading my messages.

Seldon

You are doing brilliantly - far better then a lot of our English researchers!

Amen to that.

short and dark! What means?

It means 'very true' Just hang on a minute.....

If you become puzzled by any other slang expressions, allow me to recommend Guide Entry http://www.h2g2.com/A128152 , A Guide to English Slang, or http://www.h2g2.com/A649

The second link is Cockney Rhyming Slang.

Thanks. Now I will understand everything, also who is completely "bladdered"

NB. 'Cuhsy' is in fact 'Cushy'