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Good ways to Avoid First Years

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Baldrick

Most obviously, just tell them to p**s off. The downside to this, of course, is that they may wet their nappy and go running to a teacher.
For those with a sense of humour, you might want to play 'Misdirect the First Year'. Similar to 'Misdirect the Lost American Tourist on the Tube', you, under the guise of being helpful, direct them to exactly the wrong end of the school. This only really works if you can keep a straight face and you have a fairly large school. If you have a playing field, then tell them there's a secret building at the other end of it that's very hard to see until you get very close. There's woods at the back of our playing fields and three first years got lost for about four hours in those woods while looking for the 'secret building' that they were told about by 'that nice older boy'.
For the twisted, try 'Teacher Disinformation'. for example, you say to the little sod 'Oh, Miss Crocodile just loves having lots of noise in her classes', or 'Kid, Mr Slave-Driver just loves peole who incessantly bounce basketballs while he's talking'.
Or you could try the old method of putting the frighteners on them.
Simple and effective.


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