h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

What's this? *sniff, sniff*
Nothing good to eat here

Hey, want some pizza?
(I'm a hungry man but I don't want pizza
I'll blow down your house
and then I'm gonna eat ya!)
as Alice would say

Pizza's always good.
just don't blow my house down and try to eat me.
there's already a monster in the sewer that's been trying to do that, but I'm too fast.

What kind of name is Nofretete? You gonna tell that rat about me? Make sure you describe my collar. You know, the leather and spikes. My master is into death metal and he thinks the collar is cool.

Hi Styx,
Nofretete was an ancient egypt queen, probably the most beautiful woman ever. She was married to Echnaton, the first monotheistic king Egypt ever had. (He was not beautiful at all...) The rat Nofretete is small, black- white and seems to be vulnerable, nevertheless she is strong and quite tricky. I will tell her about the collar, no prob. But I don't think she'll like it, she likes to run free (run to the hills...MAIDEEEN)
Greetings to your master! Kisses,
S & N

*looks sad* my owner is going away for a real long time and I can't go with him. Iron Maiden is his favorite group, he went to the concert in June.

I have to wear this collar and the rabies tag. Owner buddy's aunt makes me.

Poor Styx, does he leave you all alone? Well, I will try to spend a little cyber- time with you to brighten up your day!
Saw Maiden two times yet, once with Blaze, once with Bruce. They were supposed to play in Oberhausen last week, together with Motörhead and Slayer, but the Gig didn't take place. S**t happens...

Steffi's OK.

owner buddy wouldn't take me to the concert, but he plays the music for me a lot. I like it. Clapton too. He also showed me http://www.h2g2.com/A384806 which he talks about.

he left yesterday. gone for weeks and weeks
I'm unhappy and get angry.

maybe some time soon I'll go back to sneaking around and causing trouble in the prez race. I like that.

What in the world is a prezrace? Nofretete never likes the music I use to play, never know why. Should play Mozart or Vivadi instead of Metal...
Gonna try the suggested page. Don't get angry, doesn't look nice on a rat. Dies irae, dies illa, solvet saeclos in favilla. (Subway to Sally, german band)

I don't know Latin but I know what dies irae is. I've heard it a lot.

prez race. You don't know about prez race. Go to the Post and read about it.

owner buddy's aunt painted my picture. But I don't know how to tell you where it is. She has a gallery and I live there. Can you find it?

Hey, little rat, playin' tricks? How should I find your picture? Is it like this ~~~(,_,)°> ? Need hints!

heh heh heh
I like games.
what's this: lean and mean
I like your rat picture too.

I don't know what lean and mean is, except maybe a rat? You are too clever for me.
Just wait, Noftetete will come and get you! (If she ever eakes up...)