A Conversation for Lazy B*****ds

Lazy as they come

Post 1

Researcher 99947

Ugh... too much energy wasted from converting page to guideML *faints in a fevor of exhaustion


Lazy as they come

Post 2

Researcher 99947

*wakes for a brief moment, to his horror*


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Post 3

One-eye, KoD, gent, MuG, randomly available

*one of the helping-bots from the pre-BBC time enters, pushing a wheelbarrow with a man in it*
*the bot "pours" the guy onto the floor*
urghle...
*dribble*
*faints from the exertion*
*bot too*


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Post 4

Archangel Big 'Evil' Dan

*blink*
*faint*


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Post 5

Researcher 99947

*feels a slight wind, coming from a huddled mass that wasn't there a few days ago*


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Post 6

One-eye, KoD, gent, MuG, randomly available

urgh?
*completely fails to muster any traceable amount of energy*


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Post 7

Researcher 99947

*feels a minute effort being made, begins to think of gasping, at the shock shock horror *horror, shock, shlock.... *


*and thus the thought is lost forever*


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Post 8

Bumblebee

*wakes up for a moment*
Is it July already? How time fliezzzzz smiley - zzz


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Post 9

Ottox

* would panic if he could be bothered.... *


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Post 10

Researcher 99947

*sporky's body has just now begun to panic, but, seeing how it is seasonably hot, and, well, why bother, it decides to forego it altogether*


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Post 11

Witty Moniker

*briefly considers reviving original thread, now dormant for 7 months smiley - devil, decides its not worth the effort)

sigh


Lazy as they come

Post 12

Researcher 99947

*agrees half-heartedly (of course)*


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