h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm very pleasent I'm just evl so you gotta stay on my good side to see it.

his "good" side... being that he is evil, he doesn't really have a GOOD side, but it's a... less-evil side? never mind. he's very pleasant to me...

From either side... its a fish.

~with a of his eye the fish is telaported behind Vestboy's head continueing it forward momentem it wacks the hero~ hehe

But his plan misfires as the fish travels all the way through the unfortunate victim's head, with just enough momentum left to drill itself into the vampires hand. Ouch.



Sorry Vestboy...here you go...

*Pulls a white peach with a red cross on it from his Grocery Bag of Good*

Just eat this and that nasty hole in your head will heal up nicely. By the way...

*Reaches once more into his Grocery Bag of Good and pulls out an odd looking, purple and black stain. He places it on Vestboys vest, onto which it sucks tightly and becomes deeply ingrained.*

See that fish? That's no ordinary fish. That fish is garlic flavoured. It hits you in the heart. It is wooden. It transfixes you. It buries you at a crossroads. Over running water. In broad daylight. And it has hit you. I saw it. Get out of that one

BTW Iceraven. Dont fall for her fickle charms. She seduced the sadly departed Brian Damage, And he'd barely gone before she came after you. Run for the hills!

*steps out of the shadows, glaring at heavy. there is an angry storm over her head*
why don't you guys stop picking on the poor vampire?
*knocks away all the fish with a *
ooh, that head wound looks like it hurts...
*gives ice a kiss on the head and the wound heals instantly*
now, heavy, why are you so intent on attacking me? one too many heavy jokes??? well, i've got more. bring it on.

oh yeah, and heavy, you must be seeing things, because that garlic fish missed. i saw it. see? it's right here.
*holds up fish and squashes it in her hands*
darn! i keep doing that... i just don't know my own strength... too bad...

Just for my own personal enlightenment, you know so I can grow as a person. How in the name Dracula's right sock does a dead fish bury me in a crossroads, WHICH is somehow defying all natural laws of physics, thermodynamics, architecture and a few other ones that I can remember right now, by hovering above running water. AND if it is a wooden fish than it cant really be a garlic flavored fish cause its not a fish its a wooden model of a fish. and It TRANSFIXES me? It's a wooden modal of a dead fish. I don't know what kind of odd fetishes you have but on most day's I am not transfixed by wooden modals of fish. I'm just curious you see, I like to know things that help me grow. Oh and by the way for future refrence you should know that I am only half-vampire. And Sea's not seduceing me we mutualy exclusive seducing powers you see I have my vampiric mesmerising powers and sea's just hot so they kinda cancel each other out. That does not mean we can't have fun by any means tho.

you said it, Vampire Man!!!!!!
*gives iceraven a high five*
anyways, HeavyMan's just jealous.... poor baby.

So many forums so little time!
Are you still in, or what?
Isn't it cute when love comes in. Kissy, cuddly, lovey-dovey pecks on the head. I like it.

~A very beleagured Iceraven appears and wonders how long it will take people to relize he has posted after an absence of 3 months. He gives a to the very very very old fish and telaports it far far away~

PS This is my only chance to be online so I still wont be around I'm just on pass for the weekend but at least you all still know I'm alive.
Hopefully I'll be back in a few weeks till then Dosvidoniya mon ami`s

Zdrasvite

Hi there. There are a whole new bunch of forums. The fish wars are over. There are more villains new ones, and new heros. But not many of them. Updates soon.

yeah, just check my space for the complete list.

*sea gapes at the fact that iceraven had returned, and is gone again*

[sea] drat!

*evillene rolls her eyes*