h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I am Larj Parz. Bigger than a speeding Bus. I make Arnold Schwarzenegger look like Cindy Crawford. But he still refuses to go out with me.

I am ready with my fish Akimbo and beware my killing rasperry.

I am ready.

well, since you've already fished me...

just thought i'd return the favor.
*blows kiss and disappears*

Here's another

I can't actually wink you, but here's some moral support.

I am here winking by myself

Thank you Vestboy. You are a pal. I think I will go and get the baddies now. I can feel my muscles rippling with anticipation.
Drat, that's another shirt I've ruined!

*Discovers Parz horrible secret*
Growth Hormones! Now that is downright awful, maybe even a bit... evil. You sure your on the right side. Well have a fish anyway

yes... fishes you deserve.
~~~~~
hmmph. you don't look so big to me....
i could make some very good comments on the size of... something else, but i'm not that evil unless provoked...

beware I bring the plague of.........
...
...
... Undead Fishy's!!!!

*jumps up, hugs iceraven, and gives him a big kiss*
hooray!!!
let's go for the double!!!

Wow I'll have to do that more often
oh and guess what? this is the double so
~fades into darkness and whispers are heard~ g'night sweet prince may flights of fishys carry thee to thy rest... ~more maniacle chuckling~

And we're doubled up that's the third one so far tonight

*maniacal laughter*
hooray!!!
~~~~~
*thud*

I think I need some help with all these fishies and such a small aquarium.

Is there anyonebody there? By jings I don't like being out of the fight with so many evil people to harm.

I think the villains have too much time on their hands. ALL the heros are frozen!!!

At last a hero who looks like a hero. You can have this

but don't take it too personally. I only like you in a platonic way. Ooh, I like your raspberry!

*throws a particularly angry thunderbolt to the ground at Loose Elastic's feet*
ooooooooooooooooooh!
~~~~~~~*thud*

Welcome Larj. You're a useful bloke to ahve around. Here have a friendly wink

Fish 2