h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well, time to hash together a bit of quick unfunny writing to make me feel like I'm still making a bit of an effort on this page....

Well against better advice and rational thought I bought a little convertible - great I hear you 3 cry! A convertible, waht fun, scoot about with the wind in your (thinning) hair, women swooning at the cool site of it all etc. Well, maybe that's true if you don't sizzle like a strip of bacon when exposed to the sun. Don't get me wrong, I love the convertible, top down, music blasting on a hot day is an almost sexual experience, but mother nature never intended for me to experience such thrills.

You see, I'm from the Irish/Scottish gene pool which dictates reddish blonde hair/blue eyes/and skin so pale you burn from exposure to a fluorescent lamp.

I still haven't got round to the daily routine of covering myself with sunblock (spf 55 no less!) and currently have red raw temples to adverise my laziness and cultural heritage.

I love California and the sun - shame I ain't desined for it!

thanks
Robin