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No s**t!! I have the album, but I guess I was in no shape to try to be thinking last night!!! Sorry. My favorite song from Time and a Word would have to be 'Everydays'. Did you know that it's a Stephen Stills song?

*gets back into the v-ball game*

I don't know if I can handle much more of this 'extreme' volleyball!!

CLoughie-still on the YES stuff.

Stephen Stills as in Crosby, Stills, Nash ( and sometimes Young)?

Groovy.

I also do a mean impersonation of Jim Morrison of the Doors singing Riders on the Storm !!

You'll have to get me drunk though, which won't be much of a hardship for me .

Big Al

yes, and the 1st song, No Opportunity...etc. is a Richie Havens tune!!

check out http://yesworld.com/ I've got to run, worky work!!

Cheers!

Just a hello BigAl, and welcome to this wonderfull community.

Don Alfredo,

I will do you a favour and some day, and that day many never come, I may ask for a little something in return.....

The favour is I fixed the election, you will be president, ciao il duce !

I pay my respect to you BigAl. If you need anything just call.

Don Alfredo,

I thank you for bestowing on me the honour of becoming patron saint of patron saints.

I thank you, my family thanks you, you are truly a great ***father and if there is ever anything I or any of my family can do for you, now or in the future, please my patron, seek me out and what is mine is yours.

La mia casa è la vostra casa

la mia ricchezza è la vostra ricchezza

I kiss your feet.

Grazie

* A slice of spagetti western music plays away dramatically in the the background, small time hoodlums realise they're on a losing streak with HIM so close to their gaming tables and leave, whilst even smaller time hoodlums form a reformed hoodlum support group, there & then, because the guilty get no sleep when the Almighty is singing Karaoke in the sleazy bar just down the block... *

I've finally managed to find some time to track you down BigAl !!!

The family aren't pleased, infact you cause them grief...

With 55+ Saints undernormal circumstances as pure as the driven snow, it doesn't take much to upset the whole wonky applecart...

I know Don Alfredo wouldn't want to upset the 'Management' or the family... So if you really want to be a Saint please venture over to...

http://www.h2g2.com/A300943

...undernormal circumstances we would let you select a Patronage 'right off the rack'. But given present circumstances, I'm afraid you will have to do some of the dirty work first . As the only Patronage not presently filled is the Patron Saint of Lawyers, Politicians & Dodgy Used Car Salesmen !!!

Far from the glamourous epicenter of heavenly operations, but you are speaking to the original GOD & Father !!!

- Simply, High Spirited.

What did you do to upset GOD and the Family BigAl??
Can I help you to make everything allright. I didn't become a guardian angel for nothing.

See post #27 in this thread Don. Did you REALLY bestow a Sainthood on BigAl?

Of course I DID NOT.
There is only one who can do such kind of things. I think he got carried away when I thanked him for his help in another matter.

bigal,

You just have to go to the links that God and cloughie have posted, and apply to become an angel.

But you can't be the Patron Saints of the Patron Saints.
Don't worry though there are plenty of categories left.

I didn't think you would do such a thing, Don Alfredo. It just looked that way, a thousand pardons.

No hard feelings cloughie

You all miss the point, I have Polish blood !

The Polish Cosa Nostra is bigger than the known universe, in fact it is actually unknown.

I have been lying dormant here as a sleeper , I am in fact the ******

of all ****** ( cousin to the Master of the known universe and uncousin of the Master of the unknown universe)


Need I say more.

Presents and gifts can be accepted by any of my brethren through the normal channels and even some of the abnormal ones- see operations procedures chapter 63,paragraph 23, sub-section 2, lines 3-6.


I am retiring now to my bedchamber and look forward to receiving your gifts and fealties.