h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well, I turn 21 in three days. I'm not that worried/excited about it. It's just another day to work through. Don't get me wrong, I plan on going out and having a good time. But I don't hold much faith that it will be an awe inspiring, earth shattering affair. No, I'm holding all of my expectations for what will happen a few weeks later.......

I'm Hawaii bound my friends, and I simply can't wait. I plan on having so much fun it will probably be illegal! I don't care if a typhoon strikes... I'll be out in the rain playing volleyball! Ah, to be 21 and in Hawaii... it should be a great time. If, by some disastrous stroke of infernal intervention, it turns out to be a dud, well... I hear that medical labs pay big bucks for human test subjects.