h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

At the time of this writing, there are 2,463 posts to the "Where can I find some nice friendly girls?" thread in "Ask H2G2," and to my knowledge the question still hasn't been answered.

Of course, I know the answer to that question, but it doesn't help much. You can find lots of nice, friendly girls at any medium to large sized university that has a reasonably sized agriculture, business, or liberal arts department. The university I went to had all three, and I never appreciated how many women I met there that I would not have otherwise encountered in real life. The problem arises when you're not a student currently attending said university, or any university for that matter. Then you become that pervert who keeps hanging around trying to pick up coeds.

I've been to the supermarket three times since I've introduced myself to Checkout Girl, and I haven't run into her yet. She's pretty slippery; I used to know what hours she worked, but for some reason her hours keep changing around these days.