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Vogon Mall

Post 1

Prosthethnic Vogon Jeltz (P.S of Poetic Liscence)

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Top Floor: Arcade
Bottom Floor: Clothes
Left: Food Court
Right:Toys and worthless shops


Vogon Mall

Post 2

Zok Zimmerman the Intergalactic Bellhop of the Thingites, Grand High Poobah of the Way of the Sporks, Keeper of Earmice

*** in the lobby sits an tank from the terran army systamtically blasting holes in random walls, Earmice are all over the place letting all the pets in the pet shops go...there is also a really big blue whale belly dancing in the toy section***


Vogon Mall

Post 3

Skullock

*sitting in the arcade

Hey, could you keep the noise down, i'm try'n to play here.

*GAME OVER*

AAAGGGHHH!!! see what you made me do! And that was my last quarter. Oh, well.

*pulls out lightsaber and starts making mayhem

*notices old space invaders game. grabs it and takes it to the terrania game room


Vogon Mall

Post 4

Zok Zimmerman the Intergalactic Bellhop of the Thingites, Grand High Poobah of the Way of the Sporks, Keeper of Earmice

well, you know skullock , you could always goto the bank for more quarters...whose gonna stop you?

a vogon?


Vogon Mall

Post 5

Skullock

Good point, Zok

* smiley - run 's off


Vogon Mall

Post 6

Grand Inquisitor Jerrod

(Meanwhile at the Mall's octoplex theater, Jerrod has lit the artificial butter(which is actually 67% kerosene) supply on fire. He then led a trail of it into a poetry nook which promptly caught on fire.)


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