h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Menu

Fish $1.50
Hamburger $1.80
Drink .99
Dessert $2.00

"i would like to purchase an hamburger and a moutain dew."

Hey, big boy!

Mine's a

***smiles at susie, gets up and sits across from her taking her hands into his after setting fire to a table or two, an Tribble pulling a tray brings a couple of glasses of Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters, Zok then signals another Earmouse who pulls open the curtain on the stage revealing Mr. Reg Nullify and his Cataclysmic Combo who then starts to play an ol' Thundercat love tune.****


"Hey Susie, I am glad you could make the Invaison. I love how the fire catches your eyes, reminds me of the end of the Universe...would you like a drink?"

Aww, the end of the universe! What a menu! I remember it well!

Mine's a

*clutches Zok's hands feverishly*

"lets dance, shall we? maybe you can teach me ."


*** chugs the Gargle Blaster then pulls Susie to her feet, her toes barely touching the ground, his fingers lightly brushing her hair, smoke rings and flames dance around them****

*is swept around by Zok, tossing her hair seductively*

*guides him as to the steps*

*ignores the smoke and flames round them, eyes only for each other*

*giggles quietly as he pulls her closer and whispers in her ear*

*reaches for another gargle blaster each*

(amid the destruction, Grand Inquisitor Jerrod stops by for a drink. He sits at a table with a torn umbrella above it and takes in all that has become)

The terranic army does very good work

***looks deep into susie eyes,and nearly drowns in the depths of them***
***downs the gargle blaster and howls like an kafkaroon hound, dips her and gives her apassionate kiss***

***looks up and notices jerrod, becomes a little emberassed***

"greeting grand inquistor jerrod, the battle is going well isn't?"

***squeezes susie in his arms as he speaks***

"i have contacted some vogons poets that general terran has located and i hope they will show, if not...well then i guess the planet is ours"

****bubbles drift by in the breeze***

Yes, soon this entire world will belong to us. Reconstruction will be very interesting

*swoons*

***lifts susie, holding her body tight against his, her hair tickle his neck. he then starts to walk from bubble to bubble until they are in the clouds and falls into it's fluff holding her close, he sings an old ewok ballad****

***stops for a breath and a sniff of her, looks down and sees jerrod still sitting ther ***

"whats your plans for reconstruction?"

*sighs*

*stands in corner and lights a cigar on a brunning chair

*listens closely to over hear reconstruction plans

*jumps apart from Zok*

Did you hear something? I thought I heard something.

*twitches nose*

And is that Havana smoke I can smell?

Our plans for reconstruction are going to be building this city as a source of income for the inquisition. Therefore we can establish this as our main base. Imagine a whole city at our disposal. Where's that smoke coming from

Skullock, you have set the whole cafe on fire!!!

Oh well.

(sits back down and orders another drink)

(Bulldozers show up and begin removing the charred everything)

This new cafe will be fantastic once it's completed.