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Prosthethnic Vogon Jeltz (P.S of Poetic Liscence) Started conversation Jun 19, 2000
Assistant:Please wait in line or if you want to see Mr. Jeltz immediatly walk right in.
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Zok Zimmerman the Intergalactic Bellhop of the Thingites, Grand High Poobah of the Way of the Sporks, Keeper of Earmice Posted Oct 16, 2002
***Tribbles are bouncing on the head of the vogon assitant***
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Grand Inquisitor Jerrod Posted Oct 17, 2002
(Out of the smog and waste steps a figure clad in white and grey with a large mace in his hand)
I hearby claim this unholy place in the name of the Inquisition. All of the heretic fiends who inhabit this place must answer to me.
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Zok Zimmerman the Intergalactic Bellhop of the Thingites, Grand High Poobah of the Way of the Sporks, Keeper of Earmice Posted Oct 17, 2002
the tribbles roll out the door as the grand inquisitor approaches, knocking over as much as possible...the assitant is dragged behind the tribbles groaning in pain and in confusion.
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Dark Watcher Posted Oct 17, 2002
(A thunderous voice booms inside The Inquisitor's head)
Gran Inquisitor, do not interfer with this place, evil knows evil, your will can never hold up agains the evil that resides in these walls, leave, and make haste.
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Grand Inquisitor Jerrod Posted Oct 17, 2002
You are on my list of people to destroy Dark Watcher. Do not think yourself safe inside that trailer park of yours forever. You are not in my head, you are evil that is all around us.
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Dark Watcher Posted Oct 17, 2002
Excuse my poor typing, I do not specialize in typing, I specialize in evil.
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Dark Watcher Posted Oct 17, 2002
We shall see...Inquisitor, we shall see indeed.
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Zok Zimmerman the Intergalactic Bellhop of the Thingites, Grand High Poobah of the Way of the Sporks, Keeper of Earmice Posted Oct 18, 2002
***zok zimmerman strolls in a little drunk from the pillaging and drinking of gargle blasters***
"hey..hic...wheres that bigggg...hic...hic..voice comin' from?
hic...i can eat evil...hic...you know...hic"
***zok is ushered back out by his earmice...apologizing for his...well..you know.****
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Dark Watcher Posted Oct 21, 2002
Sir Zok, by now you are probably sober enough to know that the voice is emanating from inside of your dainty cerebral cortex. I know that you and The Inquisitor have joined forces. When the day is here, and your rag tag bunch of sissies comes into my hovel, I shall remove the inquisition from the face of this world. All that have come to my residence, have been lost forever. Inquisitor, I recommend that you and your lackies keep your distance, or pay the price, with your lives.
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Grand Inquisitor Jerrod Posted Oct 21, 2002
I think it is just a recording of some idiotic safety mechanism of the factories here. Perhaps we should use louder munitions?
(In the background a low yeild tactical fission device goes off, leveling an office park, automotive factory, 3 hotdog stands, and a bus stop, complete with bum sleeping under newspapers)
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- 1: Prosthethnic Vogon Jeltz (P.S of Poetic Liscence) (Jun 19, 2000)
- 2: Zok Zimmerman the Intergalactic Bellhop of the Thingites, Grand High Poobah of the Way of the Sporks, Keeper of Earmice (Oct 16, 2002)
- 3: Grand Inquisitor Jerrod (Oct 17, 2002)
- 4: Zok Zimmerman the Intergalactic Bellhop of the Thingites, Grand High Poobah of the Way of the Sporks, Keeper of Earmice (Oct 17, 2002)
- 5: Dark Watcher (Oct 17, 2002)
- 6: Grand Inquisitor Jerrod (Oct 17, 2002)
- 7: Dark Watcher (Oct 17, 2002)
- 8: Dark Watcher (Oct 17, 2002)
- 9: Zok Zimmerman the Intergalactic Bellhop of the Thingites, Grand High Poobah of the Way of the Sporks, Keeper of Earmice (Oct 18, 2002)
- 10: Dark Watcher (Oct 21, 2002)
- 11: Grand Inquisitor Jerrod (Oct 21, 2002)
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