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Why did women get the early bird when it came to nice bodies?
German Garfunkel Started conversation May 1, 1999
It irritates me when I see my wife getting undressed. I think to myself, "Bugger," and lament the cruel twist of fate that blessed women with nice, smooth bodies, reproductive bits tucked away inside, and cursed men with dangly bits somewhat resembling a deeply ill turkey in a wig. I mean, let's face it, all women suppress a giggle at the sight of a penis, especially if it is cold. Men have to instead suppress other stuff when a lady removes her garb near him.
Huh.
Answer - Men got to choose!
Mark Posted May 1, 1999
God said to Adam -
You can either have a nice, smooth, sexy body or you can _HAVE_ a nice, snooth sexy body. What is it to be?
And Adam used up the entirity of Male wisdom for all eternity in these matters, and made his choice.
Let us all be grateful for that.
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