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the Fannish Inquisition Srikes Yet Again!
Bahb Started conversation Jun 19, 2000
mhouhahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! be afraid, citizen! you have fallen victim to another pointless session of The Fannish Inquisition, where i go around interrogating people on useless sci-fi trivia! i know it SOUNDS evil...but it's actually more so than you think!
here goes!
1. what is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
2.what is the Evil Emperor's last name?
3.what is the name of the Jetsons' dog?
4.what did the Zen Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
5.what color was the lightsaber Luke Skywalker made?
6.How many limbs did the Black Knight have when King arthur was through with him?
answer quickly, citizen, or you will be plagued with feelings of guilt and inadequacy for a moderate amount of time! HAHAHA..um...ha?
the Fannish Inquisition Srikes Yet Again!
Tashalls, Muse of Flights of Fancy (Losing Weight at A858170) Posted Jun 19, 2000
*gasps, trembling like an aspen*
Um, um um, don't rush me...
1. Is that a European swallow, because European swallows are not migratory...
2. Emperor (der) - Incidentally first name: The, second name: Evil
3. *sings* his dog, Astro...
4. ommmmmmmm
5. blue? (I confess, I haven't watched Star Wars as often as I should lately - *grins*)
6. none. Arthur: What are you going to do? Bleed on me? Black Knight: I'll bite your knee caps off...
the Fannish Inquisition Srikes Yet Again!
Crow Posted Jun 20, 2000
*Nudges Tashalls and whispers*
The answer to number 4 is "Make me one with everything"
the Fannish Inquisition Srikes Yet Again!
Tashalls, Muse of Flights of Fancy (Losing Weight at A858170) Posted Jun 20, 2000
*shakes head despairingly*
Just haven't switched on the lateral thinking engine yet 
the Fannish Inquisition Srikes Yet Again!
Bahb Posted Jun 23, 2000
gee, thanx a lot, Crow, for ruining the joke! 
the answers, in case you're feeling brave:
1.um...oh, forget it, let's just say you got them all right...i don't have the energy right now.]
but i'll be back! (insert crappy evil laugh here)
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