h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

There has been tell that the London Bobby does indeed reserve a special service for his ethnic clientele and this I am sure is true, I am not myself of an ethnic minority but am ethnic and have encountered a special service on two occasions. I would like to personally thank the constabulary for this service but with regret would like to decline any further such service offered.

Nickname: Researcher 26209

I am a member of an ethnic minority and know only too well the confusion one can cause those lovable London Bobbies by being affluent and yet non Caucasian. I remember particularly fondly and incident when I was going to my private Computer Science tuition class dressed in my school uniform (rather scruffily I'll admit) at the tender age of 16. I remeber only too well as I got to a junction and an entire van full of police literally screeched to a halt. I was then told that here had a been a number of robberies in the area and then asked why I was there. This was with more than one police officer standing suspiciosly close and an inviting van door open. I explained to them that I was not in fact the criminal mastermind theywere pursuing and aftera bit of sarcasm they screeched off.
Surely this is diligence beyond te call of duty for obviously having already investigated all the normal leads the hard working Bobby was willin to spend time taring around and intimidating information from small boys.
We are indeed blessed

Hamster, brilliant speech!

I Know this is completely of the subject but I thought that we the poor down trodden, abused and missused needed cheering up. Well I could'nt think of anything cheerful so I'll give you a recipe that will help you forget your wows. First you need to check your pockets is there money? If no stop reading now unless you just like reading that is. If yes keep reading and don't blame me for the consequences first you need Vodka, Bacardi, Southern Comfort, Pernod, 2ltr Cider, Black Curent Juice (dilute) and a pint glass. Right got that good then we can begin. First half fill the glass with ice then add Double mesures of each of the drinks now add a splash of black current and then fill the glass the rest of the way with Cider. Then drink untill you forget and it won't be long before you not only forget but are also unable to remember.

Nickname: Researcher 26209

Thanks,

The sad thing is that it actually happened. I am really looking forward to December when I should be getting a Merc SLK Kompressor delivered. I can hardly wait for all the extra attention this will entitle me to and all at no extra cost!

I get the feeling that I am about to start living in interesting times

Um..

I'm not particualarly ethnic but I'm often a minority.

I should go.

Although I do know that there's no greater curse than to live in interesting times.