h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm not saying this is a TRUE story, only that it very well could be.


A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a five story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have five floors. Go up floor by floor and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."

So...they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads, "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

The sign on the second floor reads, "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't what they want, so they continue on up.

They reach the third floor and the sign reads, "All the men here are tall and plain." They still want to do better and so, knowing there are still two more floors to go, they keep on going up.

On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect for them and it reads, "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are just about to go in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they're missing, they get back into the elevator and head on up to the fifth floor.

When the doors open, they find a sign there that reads, "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there IS no way to please a woman."
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