h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh. Another day. Isn't that nice. I spent today pondering the cube root of Newtons third law, wondering if it existed, although that didn't take long, as I am just a menial robot, so I soon got told to do this Marvin, do that Marvin. Hey ho. I'll just go back to my corner now.

Dear Marvin, I would be interested to hear what conclusions you came to about the cube root of Newton's Third Law. Also, if you spend so much time mooching about in your corner, why don't you pin up some inspirational verses. If that doesn't work, I have a spare copy of Electronics Australia you could read-I like the text, but you might like the pictures more.

I couldn't be bothered to make any conclusions. I don't know any inspirational verses. I've already read it.
Do typhoo employees take a coffee break?

Dear Marvin,
Everybody should be able to take a coffee break. On earth, coffee is one of the few legal drugs that enables people to get on together without coming to fist'i'cuffs. Or, at the very least, they can smile politely, nod to each other, and spend five minutes looking into their cup without actually telling the other person what they really think of them. If you are not allowed to have a coffee break, you should join the relevant union and start stirring your coffee.

I don't like coffee, however, I do get a tea break once every century. Oh, I just missed it coz I was here
reading the various replies. Damn.