h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

A little bird told me that you said my story was rubbish and that's fine, everyone's entilited to thier opinion but then to go and write a story a few sentences short is just taking the mick. And I don't appreciate you using my surname, so I suggest that you never use my surname again because it is illeagal to write someone as a character using their full name without their permission and I can't remember giving you permission.

May I suggest that you increase the length of your stories? And stop using me as your main character.

how about shut up! u dont even like me anymore so i am entitled to using it! and cuz i did it in form of course i was short cuz i needed to get off it.

Dear cool site! can i have a hamster plz from (Jmp)

Are you asking me for a hmapster?! Because after talking to me like that I can't believe you'd excepct me to do anything!! And besides I don't do the pets the Pet Adoption Agency does so talk to them about it not me.

I mean hampster my fingers slipped on the keyboard.