h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

...another child has popped up on your page since I last explored it.

Thanks - I only updated the picture recently, although David arrived in July. I'm lazy like that.

Well, 6 months isn't too long.

Now if he was just graduating from Uni, we might have a serious parenting issue on our hands.

That's an awfully neat picture for one taken on the day he was born. Is that photoshopped, or are you just a fantastic man-with-a-cam?

Actually, Bernadette took that one. I'm holding David but I've been photoshopped out. The children are as they were in the original shot.

Photoshopped out? Well, it's a lovely picture regardless. It might ruin your online mystique if we knew what you looked like.

What mystique? There're loads of pictures of me on site.

Hold on...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/B136856

for one...

It's not much of a secret with the photos blobbed!

Even running through I'm too slow! _@o"

<./>B57268</.>

Isn't he adorable?

I mean the first one, of course - I'm a slow poster.

Just to provide some context, in case you think I dress like that all the time... A123751

Excuses, excuses...

He doesn't always know where his towel is: <./>B8250</.> (on U34439)

Although, strangely, I bought a new towel the very next day. (Having spent the night in the office, I rather needed a shower, especially since we were going to be on television that evening.)

Do you still have that towel and was it special in any way? If the group had had any money spare they should probably have had commemorative towels!