h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[YK] Let's get out of here.

[Mackenzie] Yeah. We don't want to be NEAR Zeb when he gets down from there.

[Suddenly they look at each other]

[Both] Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

[They smile and nod]

*in absence of any thing interesting to do fires wildly at nothing again*

*sea sits up under the tree, interested in what is going to happen*

*in absence of any thing else to do, sits down on the other side of the tree*

[ooc] did he blow my face off? and if he did, doesn't that fall into the discontinuity catagory as well?

[deth] *Loud speaker* SEA, MY GAMBLING PARTNERS ARE ALL BETTING AGAINST YOU! THE ODDS ARE 11-2! ARE YOU GOING TO LET THEM DISRESPECT YOU LIKE THAT?

[Mackenzie] [telepathically to the surface] Yeah. She's been deferred, so she deserves some DEFERential treatment!

yeah I shot you a few pages ago(deth that is)

<...Without warning, a bright point of orange light appears in the sky above, and begins to grow...>











<...For several moments, the crater quietly smolders. Then, slowly, a ramp extends up to its rim. There is a blast of steam, and a short sillouhette steps up and over the edge of the pit.>

Zeb: Greetings again, Mewtwo. By now you should no that I NEVER admit defeat, even in these pointless and idioti-...



Zeb: OWWW!! SCALDING!! DIMMY, KILL THE EFFECTS! KILL THE SPECIAL EFFECTS, ow-ow, aagh... !



Zeb: ouch... ooh.. uh, where was I now? Oh yeah. I was just about to wreak vengeance upon Mewtwo, defeating him man-to-man!! MUHUHUHUHUHWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...!









Zeb(suddenly):OfCourseTheActualDefeatingWillBeDoneByMyGoodFriend- KharnTheBetrayer!


Random STUMPED Member: WHO'D he say was gonna fight his battle for him...?



Zeb(still behind the crater rim): BUHWAHAHAHAH!! PREPARE, Mewtwo, for bloody death at the axe of that most savage of Warhammer 40,000 champioms, KHARN THE BETRAY-...HUH???



Zeb: DIMMY?! YOU'RE supposed to stay in the dropship! Where's Kharn?!

Dimmy: He couldn't make it. Games Workshop sent you this...

Zeb: Gimme that! (*reading letter*)Dear sir, we regret to inform you that for the purposes of this forum battle, you have exceeded the number of allowed refferences and characters owned by our company. With the use of the Iconoclast, several hundred orks, etc., etc... blah blah... ...REQUEST FOR USE OF KHARN™ OR FURTHER CHARACTERS DENIED?!!!

Dimmy: Emar TOLD you to get their "Unlimited Usage" plan, like the Star Wars and Pokemon people here got.

Zeb: Yeah, well I didn't want to look like another fanboy. NOW what am I supposed to do? I'm going up against a telekinetic freak, and all I have to send in is a racket-weilding VOLE!

Dimmy: That's okay; I can defeat him easily.



Dimmy(waving stupidly): Hi guys!

[Mackenzie teleports herself and YK to the surface]

[Mackenzie] Hi.

[Mewtwo blasts Dimmy across the forum without making a response]

*sea, knocked on her... behind... after the crash-landing of zeb's ship, climbs to her feet*

[sea] *to deth* gambling buddies? what gambling buddies?

*deth points. sea walks over to them and asks who is holding the money, deth indicates that he is. sea pulls out her .380 and proceeds to kill each and every one, even though they try and run like the cowards they are. then sea turns back to deth*

[sea] where's my cut? i want half.

Zeb: Well, that's it for him... lessee, now how do I deal with Mewtwo... need some dark magic,... NEED dark magic... dark mag-...

Dimmy(suddenly behind Zeb): Can I at least have a SHOT at Mewtwo, sir?

Zeb(yelling in surprise): AAAHHH!... WHAT th-...? DIMMY?! Didn't you just get blasted?!

Dimmy: Yes. No big deal.

Zeb: How could that not be a big deal?!

Dimmy: I just didn't have time to warm up properly and counter it.

Zeb: "Warm up"?! "COUNTER it"!? What are you talking about?!

Dimmy: Pokémon isn't the only lame-ass-excuse-for-anime one can rip off, you know...






Zeb: I didn't know you could do that.

Dimmy: There's a lot about me you don't know.











___The Moral: I watch far too many cartoons. Just be thankful I don't unleash the full horror of !!Looney Tunes!! moves upon you.

*sea doesn't wait for an answer from deth, she just takes half of his winnings and pockets them*

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howmugh do you think mewtwo ways?

[YK] Mewtwo weighs 268 pounds. Therefore I have no idea how the hell Dimmy pulled that off.

[Mackenzie] Can I have a turn?

[YK] Sure!

[Mackenzie] Hyper Light!

[She blasts Dimmy, who goes flying into the air. Cut to John Cleese at a desk]

[Cleese] And now for a non-Anime version of that same battle.

[Cut to Dimmy, looking more realistic. He jumps at Mewtwo, who tries to jump backwards, overcompensates, and falls flat on his back. SLaTfatF asks the question]

[YK] Mewtwo weighs 268 pounds.

[Mackenzie] Can I have a turn?

[YK] Can we /stop/ you?

[Mackenzie] No.

[She grabs Dimmy, throws him into the air, and blasts him across the forum with a bolt of lightning. Cut back to John Cleese]

[Cleese] We now return to your regularly scheduled mind-mush.

[Cut back to the scene immediately before we cut to him last time]

really oh good *560 pounds of rock drops from the celing and mewtwo goes the otherway and is slamed against a stalectight*

Are we still in the mind maggot?

Go Mewtwo! Go Mewtwo!
*waves pompoms*

HEEEEYYY your menna want me to win *ties mewtwos tail to a stalecmight*