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A Special Invitation to Uncle 'Goriff' Heavy*please imagine that this invitation is on expensive feeling cream colour paper, in silver ink, done in a fancy caligraphy style* Garius Lupus, You are coordially invited the Hall of Illusions http://www.h2g2.c

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Lord Reflection (Brought to you by Dylan Cobb's Continuity Bleach)

*please imagine that this invitation is on expensive feeling
cream colour paper, in silver ink, done in a fancy caligraphy
style*

Uncle 'Goriff' Heavy,
You are coordially invited the Hall of Illusions
http://www.h2g2.com/U151637 for dinner and a mystery. I
realize you are affiliated with CHOPPERS. Know beforehand
that members of STUMPED are also on my list of guests.
Please believe me, however, this soirée is not meant to turn
into a brawl. It shall be a civilized event, if all goes well.

No weapons allowed, please.


Yours,
Lord Reflection


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Lord Reflection (Brought to you by Dylan Cobb's Continuity Bleach)

Um... Oops, I didn't mean to make the subject heading that long. Must have mistyped something.


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Uncle Heavy [sic]

Thank you kindly. I'll be along presently. Have you any...alias on H2G2?


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Lord Reflection (Brought to you by Dylan Cobb's Continuity Bleach)

Mr. Heavy, this is a mystery thread. I'm not going to just answer questions willy-nilly, am I?


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Uncle Heavy [sic]

So. A yes then.
smiley - smiley


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Lord Reflection (Brought to you by Dylan Cobb's Continuity Bleach)

I'll give you this, I used to be named "Prospero", but no one really knows me as Prospero.


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Uncle Heavy [sic]

Fair enough.


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Lord Reflection (Brought to you by Dylan Cobb's Continuity Bleach)

By the way, if you *do* come to any conclusions about me, please don't tell anyone or let on that you know anything significant, unless it seems to be appropriate (you know, "Solution time"). There are Ten Little Researchers invited, and if you've ever read Agatha Christie's "Ten Little Indians" aka "And Then there Were None", you'll see where it's all going.


A Special Invitation to Uncle 'Goriff' Heavy

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Lord Reflection (Brought to you by Dylan Cobb's Continuity Bleach)

By the way, if you *do* come to any conclusions about me, please don't tell anyone or let on that you know anything significant, unless it seems to be appropriate (you know, "Solution time"). There are Ten Little Researchers invited, and if you've ever read Agatha Christie's "Ten Little Indians" aka "And Then there Were None", you'll see where it's all going.


A Special Invitation to Uncle 'Goriff' Heavy

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Lord Reflection (Brought to you by Dylan Cobb's Continuity Bleach)

By the way, if you *do* come to any conclusions about me, please don't tell anyone or let on that you know anything significant, unless it seems to be appropriate (you know, "Solution time"). There are Ten Little Researchers invited, and if you've ever read Agatha Christie's "Ten Little Indians" aka "And Then there Were None", you'll see where it's all going.


A Special Invitation to Uncle 'Goriff' Heavy

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Uncle Heavy [sic]

I have never inn my born days seen a triple posting. Good job!


A Special Invitation to Uncle 'Goriff' Heavy

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Lord Reflection (Brought to you by Dylan Cobb's Continuity Bleach)

Thank you, I'll bet I can't do it again... unless the site is slow smiley - winkeye


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