h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*sets up the bar, makes sure the pool is nice and warm, and opens the doors.

Well this is it, you've made it to the party, grab a drink and enjoy yourself.

*runs to get a penguin that's stuck in a tree
*silly birds

*GB arrives with a bucketful of wet fish.
*starts handing them out....
*saves the biggest <)>< for the Linux Penguin on the front page!
Hiya jimmiejaz!!!!
Can I have a PGGB, please?
That was hard work, handing out all those fish!

Congrats on your new title, I brought a fish for the pengiuns.



Is one enough?

*Mixes a large round of PGGB's and hands them out

I'm sure that the penguins are going to be happy, as soon as they get out of the freezer, don't ask cause I don't know

*finishes PGGB*
*takes another*
Cheers!

I guess I should find an unending pitcher of PGGB's and leave it on the bar(chained of course so none of you try to take it home )

You're more than welcome

*wish the penguins would stay out of the toilet.

ANOUNNCMENT.... It seems that you have to look down before using the bathroom and remove any stray penguins form the bowel. I aplogize for the inconveniance

*hmm seems the party died, but the penguins lived, does that make it a success?

*hugs*
All parties die, Jimmiejaz, even my Archangel one did.
There's a good one going on at President Peregrin's, but you have to be in Fancy Dress, put your name like this: [white mouse] before you speak, youi have to be a character from HHGTG; and I don't recall seeing Zaphod Beeblebox

*splish splash*
A Penguin Party!
Ooh!
Hello!
I'm so happy to be here!
*splashes water*
I think I'll stick around here a while!
*glub glub*
AquaMarina the Mermaid

I thought this party wqas dead...

*shows what I know*


I do recomened that if you're going to stick around, you should invite some people as the party seemed to have died

*passes out fish food and mermaid snacks*

I hope you enjoy yourself

*splish splash*
Thank you!
This party doesn't look dead to me!
Look at all these lovely penguins!
And your pool is so warm!
I'll have a little swim around, then I'll go & ask some of my new friends to join me, OK?
*glub glub*
Thanks for the mermaid snacks!
They're delicious!
AquaMarina the Mermaid

{{{hugs}}} :X:X:X kisses and lots of free drinks for you