h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Don't you just hate people who take their time over everything. Like people in a checkout que. They take ages to find their purse and when they do finally find it(about 10 minutes later) they start to have a very long and boring chat to the person standing next to them. Then when they have finished their very long and boring chat to the person standing next to them they find out they haven't got another money and wander off with out actually buying anything. Don't they just really piss you off. Of cause there are other people who are really annoying. Like your cycling down a busy road at top speed when you come across a old person on a very old and very slow bike. This person is actually going about 5 mph. You can't over take them because it is such a busy road so you decide to just going abot 5mhp behind them. After a while you realise that the person you are behind is actually going the same way you are. Don't they just really anoy you!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?

I've had worse. Cycling down a steep, very wet hill in the rain, when suddenly a car caught at the traffic lights decides to open his passenger door - WWHHHAM! - that was painful...

People who take thier time don't bother me so much. It annoys me when you're eating out ( in, you know, like a restraunt ) and there's this guy complaining about how long it's taking his main course to arrive. I can never understand that. If you're out for a meal, where else are you gonna go? People sometimes rush thru life a little bit too much.

Not that I'm attacking you, or anything.

Stupid people annoy me. We have to protect stupid people all the time: MacDonald's have to put "Caution - Contents May Be Hot" on thier hot chocolate cups ( because, clearly, the nane doesn't give it away ) because stupid people try to sue them when they get burned. And irons have to have a line that say "do not iron clothes while wearing them" ( no, really ). My mobile phone told me to use the phone "in the normal way" ( what the hell other way is there? ). I've always liked the one printed on a packet of peanuts: "Warning: This product may contain traces of nut".

Stupid people...