h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

At last I am going to jot down some thoughts, and since this is the place to tell everyone exactly what makes my day buzz by this is where I'm going to do it. Or mabye not? Is this mabye a forum of crazy, perverted people longing to read other peoples thoughts and doings. Even if I don't jot to everyone exactly how and why my days buzz, I'm quite certain they will do so anyway. At least they have done until now. I'm afraid! Will this jotting of mine lead the way straight in to a conspiracy of evil, lurking thought-reading men in hooded capes trying their best to make my days, and mabye days in general, not buzz by? ( Or even buzz at all!) This conspiracy has to be a very secret one, because when it comes to lurking men in hooded capes they are not exactly appearing to be thirteen a dozen of the men passing your average street corner. Am I mabye standing at the wrong corners? Will more of theese men appear in the future? This jotting is leading me into a thrilling future............

well, its probably not a surprise that im replying youre diary, and most certain i will be the only one replying it at all, so why the english? Maybe because you think of english as a very cool/hip language, or maybe its because you dont are what i belive you are, maybe youre name is E.Strandbakke, if you should be mr. Strandbakke, i beg you not to send those scary mails to me, i am afraid of you, and too all you others out there reading this ( as said before, there is a little probability that someone does) you better be afraid of him too. Well over to some other problems, ive seen that you try to make a good firstsight impression on youre h2g2private page, well, youve failed, on my paage the consperety information rush down on the screen as soon you log in, on youre page though, i had to press buttons to get youre "javell" script. Pressing buttons i in most cases disalike, and if you have to do it all the time on the "net", youre brain suddently black out, and then you find yourself down with the others lunitix, and down there in the dark, hiding in the shadow, youve probably find E.Strandbakke, if not, you most certain find a very good lookalike.
One fat b*****d called K.Johansen never showed up at work on friday, so i couldent get any info from this beerdrinkingwannabebaskindafellow