h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The 5th edition of the ‘My Sex Life’ newsletter is out now...

In this edition we will be taking a look at the Sun’s recent exclusive ‘Moxie Puts the Mocca of Liz & Hugh’s Marriage Plans...’

Our ‘insider’ in the towers gives us low lowdown on the sexy scoop...

Thanks to our teams exhaustive efforts...please stop sending !!! We can bring you the results of our poll - ‘So is Mark the sexiest editor alive ?’

The results will astound...

Our ‘insider’ gives us a rundown of the seduction techniques employed by our man at the H2G2 towers office Christmas Party...a sorry tale disproving the old maxim that anybody can score after half a shandy.

Plus our regular hour-by-hour diary of his activities in the pursuit of happiness, love & ‘naughty business’, also we have taken a scientific approach giving you all the vital statistics & graphical displays of Mark ‘performance’ in the dating arena...

If you like to subscribe to the newsletter, please e-mail :-

[email protected]

*whimpers*

There's a newsletter?! *signs up*

Awww.. Don't worry, Mark.. No one else around here has onna those either, it seems.

'Nonnie

So, what do you want to know, Gerald?

Hello Pet...er...'Insider' !

I thought this was meant to done covertly ?

Anyway, the the next issue we will be taking a Freudian look at his childhood, revealing all the issues that confront him today...

* Ponders 'There should be plenty of scope for embarrassment there... *

BTW Mark, there are not many people who attract enough interest to regularly sell out a 8000 run newsletter, indeed, with your new found celebrity status, I'm sure you can now get a table in any of London's higher class establishments, just as long as you don't expect to take along a 'signifigant other'...

Unless, of course, you give them sufficient advance notification for ticket sales.

'Nonnie

Would you like the newsletter covered by the Post?! I am sure that we can find an appropriate slot for it!
shazzPRME

Finding an appropriate slot has always been the problem.

*waits for the moderators to arrive in their van*

Hmm.. They must have found the slot.