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Post 1

Batman

Inappropriate it may be, but I just bloody well have to express my pissed-offedness at computers. This brave surfer of the web has had an unpleasant day, and, in this particular case, it's all thanks to computers computers computers. How maddening... they're worse than women, if you'll all allow me this sexist cliche. You can't live with them, even if you live off them, and you can't indulge in what must be the giddy ecstasy of grinding a big heavy battle-axe into that cursed A drive. Just once. That's all I ask! JUST ONCE!!! AAAAAARRRRRGGGHH!!!!


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Post 2

Doctor Smith

I agree entirely. But you may want to keep in mind that this site is British-based, so the word 'bloody' packs more of a whollop than it normally does for us. Go boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person.


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