h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello Stian. As I'm the first, and probably the last, to discuss your truly fascinating entry I have to say how glad i am that you are accepting the great burden it is to spread propaganda and illegal info in general. As you are doing this without the permission of CIA and MI5 you are taking a very big risk indeed. But when it comes to propaganda CIA and MI5 are good examples. In fact neither of them exists. England and USA are in fact run by fairies living inside the earth which, of course, is hollow. All the great masses of people you might see in theese countries are in fact illusions created by the fairies with some help from their friends the elves plus D. Copperfield and a certain W. Gates. As a general warning to all ye ignorant: know that some of theese fairies are extremely evil black, satanist fairies with world domination and human extinction as their prime (and in fact only ) goal. Theese are the ascendents of the fairy Jesus Christ who once, by a terrible mistake, walked the earth without his invisibility coat and caught a bit of attention to himself and his doings. This attention bothered some fairies so much that they, in their anger and jealousy later walked the earth without invisibility coats themselves. Some of them are known as A. Hitler, I. Amin, Strandbakke, B. Aldrin, D. Isease, H. Unger and D. Eath. Beware!