h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Sometimes things don't go my way.As I was about to write my Mother's Day card I noticed it was a birthday card, my son found his out to me, and that was also a birthday card. So why do they put them in the section marked "mother's day". I went off to town to change it but customer services was closed and a note said go to the till which I did and thenwhen it came to my turn the assistant said we're closed now. So I walked to the other side of town and bought two beautiful mother's day cards, one to send, one to lose, stopped off to drool in Marks Expensive and discovered I'd lost both of .
Then I come home to find a card that has dung beetles and cockroaches on it sent to me asking me to go out on a "jolly" with one of my best friends. This person caused me a near fatal injury last year and I had to go in hospital for an operation as a result of it. Rumours are getting back to me that it was my fault that she blames me for what she did to me ( A bit like a victim in a accident being to blame because they were there at the time)
Now were I to get in the car with her she would tell me to take resposibility for my own life. Somehow I know I wouldn't contain myself
yes I'm out of sorts

Sorry to hear that you are out of sorts
The driver of the car is responsible for the passengers.
The driver of an aircraft is responsible for his/her passengers.

What do you mean you wanted to 'lose' one of the mother's day cards?

I can't understand why someone would want to send you a card with dung beetles and cockroaches on. Seems a bit strange.
I have seen strange keyrings with cockroaches in them as well.

They've started a cockroach fashion!

Do you think hoo too caused it with their monster?

Thank you for your concern. I bought two cards in case I lost one
I can be the kind of person that loses things.Maybe I should have bought three cards.
About the dung beetles and cockroaches : this was a card inviting me out on a "jolly" I have had an altercation with this person as I've mentioned in my post; now my point is should she wish to appease me or to offer an olive branch then surely this type of card is inappropriate.
Perhaps she is an angel and I the devil
It hardly matters but I think if I am not careful I could find myself involved in psychological warfare

I'm on my second.

A very strange thing happened to me today.
I bought my Mum a mother's day card and when I opened it up it said 'Happy Birthday' inside so I just sent it to her for Mother's Day anyway. It didn't have any cockroaches on it.

Also, I received a lovely bunch of flowers and chocs from my children they are really beautiful. Roses, freesias and carnations

http://www.bunches.co.uk

I'm glad- hope you enjoy your Mother's Day

Thank you! The same to you