h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The theme is rich self pitying woman who is poor little rich girl, who never asked to be born, has a gold chip on her shoulder, has a sapphire for a heart.

Last seen in America

Hello Lady Seagull,

If it was last seen in America then that is good. It's amazing how people can have similar ideas. My friend here has a very rich daughter who is self pitying and has an icicle for a heart so we together put some ideas together to try and compose a poem which never ever got off the ground.

Lady Seagull I was thinking about you the other day and wondering how you are. Thank you so much for contacting me. I hope you are well.
My very best wishes to you

It was only a suggestion. I don't know where she was last seen.
The best thing for you to do would be to write your own poems.
I have written quite a few. The best ones aren't here.
Have a nice day

I do write most of my own poems but sometimes I help my friend who cannot articulate her feelings and so I try to put her thoughts into poetry or verse.

This was a failed poem that I never got off the ground

"I do write most of my own poems but sometimes I help my friend who cannot articulate her feelings and so I try to put her thoughts into poetry or verse."

That's nice! Helpful..

I'm sorry you had a failed poem, but that happens sometimes.

Better luck next time!