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Dilapidated Gerbil Started conversation May 15, 2000
My wheel is almost as run down as me. I hope it doesn't break, I don't get much other exercise
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Dead Frog Posted May 16, 2000
I'm sorry to hear about that. You know, that's how I died. I was just minding my own business in a pet shop when a Hamster made a break for it in his wheel, lept out of his cage, and ran straight over me. I've been paranoid of Hamsters ever since..
>DF<
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Dilapidated Gerbil Posted May 16, 2000
Have you visited derelict Hamster? I don't think he's in much of a state to run anyone over...
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Dead Frog Posted May 16, 2000
Yes, I've seen him and spoken to him a little...
You're right, not that energetic... 
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Dilapidated Gerbil Posted May 17, 2000
None of the three of us are in much of a condition to do anything
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Dead Frog Posted May 22, 2000
I don't think I have ever done anything, except die
It's very sad.
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