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Dead Frog Started conversation May 15, 2000
Today I got an audition for Budweiser's adverts.
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Dilapidated Gerbil Posted May 15, 2000
Be careful, I've heard the lizards are anti-amphibian. It's a dangerous job.
BTW Don't trust the weasels either...
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Dead Frog Posted May 16, 2000
Right - gotcha.
I've also heard that there's a screensaver virus going round - so I'm off to the vet's later to get an injection to save myself from it. DFo you know much about that virus? What measures should a Dead Frog take?
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Dilapidated Gerbil Posted May 16, 2000
I don't know, I'm quite insulated in my cage here I only found out what a screensaver was by reading Dancing Ermine's article on them. Dead things are usually immune to viruses though aren't they? Of course it may be another way to die first
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Dead Frog Posted May 16, 2000
Yes, I don't want to die again - death seems rather unpleasant a lot of the time, and quite useless. 
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Dilapidated Gerbil Posted May 17, 2000
Thankfully I haven't experienced it personally. I just get progressively more run down...
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Dead Frog Posted May 22, 2000
Don't worry, you will. It really is quite nice to die. When you're dead, it's peaceful and relaxing.
It's just the dying and the ressurection that's the bad bit.
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