h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

De non business has been separated from de business income
De zero-rate income has been separated from de lower rated
De lower rated has been separated from de higher rated
De higher rated has been separated from d'exempt
D'exempt has been separated from d'out of scope.

De Gift-aided goods 'as been metamorphosed into cash,
De total income 'as been reconstituted from d'em parts,
And de partially exempted has been departed from de total.
De total has deen devided by de business
And de percentage 'as been deportioned to de VAT.

Now you owe us £5,182.17.
Stump up de dough.

A young elm found
Three sweet chestnuts fit to eat
A heap of open chestnut husks
Jays crashing through the top of the oak
A robin in and out of the new windrow
Blue smoke from the stovepipe
Hot coffee
Willow whips collected
Autumn leaves, leaf mould, candle-snuff, polypores
Another strip coppiced, another log pile
Another wrestle with honeysuckle ropes and hazel
Nicely tired out