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No dialling tone ... !
LL Waz Started conversation Aug 24, 2011
Why, because I don't know this stuff http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-14630224 do I have no dialling tone?!
Dear Aunty,
Dialling tones are So old hat. Silent wifi's what it's all about these days. Put that in your knit-bag and knit it!
And while we're at it:
Will you please get your zimmer on the move with shifting hootoo, this dragging on interegnum in-betweeen stall is tedious in the extreme.
Please Stop asking if my local news is Wales or Shropshire - you've been told umpteen times, make a note!
And S doesn't like the new format of Masterchef.
And I don't like you taking what's-her-name off the Strictly panel. That was atrocious. Arlene, that was the name.
And what's with making F1 into f0.5? Like now you see it, now you don't. Please keep that kind of thing for CBeebies.
What gives with Facebook constantly featuring as a BBC on-line news item? When Amazon change their seller formats, or Ebay have free listing days, or the Shropshire Star reduced the number of pages, were those news items?
More Paxman and Peston, less Sofa, much less Sofa, on the news-stuff please.
The Today guy said last week you got the weather right six days out of seven. I assume we'll get our share of the six shortly? Right?
All for now. I may be back. Things to do.
Grudging regards,
Waz
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