h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You don't really know me, but I'm a kinda friend of Krissy. I'm throwing her a virtual bridal shower at http://www.h2g2.com/A423514. Please stop by.

And there's a card to sign. http://www.h2g2.com/F52227?thread=72622

So exciting!
I will go there at once!

Oh, and thanks for visiting... if I knew you two were coming I would have baked a cake

Don't let him fool you, he's got one in his pocket right now.

I know. I saw him in his g-string...

Don't forget the bow-tie.

Interesting place to put it, too.

I suppose a twinkie counts as a cake....

*blushes* Hey, you weren't supposed to notice!

*slinks away*

"Hey, where's the cream fil..." Aak! No! Dirty, evil mind! Sorry, I have to go floss my brain...

*falls over laughing*

I could have said it was a Ding Dong....
*big grin*

*eh em*

Which is (for all of those outside the US) also a snack cake...

so.....

Don't ding dongs look like hockey pucks?

That would be a trick.

yeah, well... yes.

But they had to shape them like that after they named them what they did...

come one... imagine if they called twinkies ding-dongs?

I'd never be able to buy one, let alone eat it...

Imagine how the world would come to a screeching halt..everyone at the supermarkets rolling in the isles helpless with mirth....

Not to mention the laughter from the commercials explaing how the cream gets in the middle..