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Paul if you're
Mouthnoise Started conversation May 5, 2000
here Speak To Us, ooooooooooooohhhh (perform sounding ghostly).
Paul if you're
pbjoiner Posted May 10, 2000
Rap on the table, tap on the glass.
Disturb my sleep and I'll kick your ouija board.
Paul if you're
an apple tree Posted May 11, 2000
those ghosty types can get darn violent if you disturb their power sleep
i've learnt to talk quietly (and drive a sherman tank)
Paul if you're
Mouthnoise Posted May 11, 2000
You may be overassessing his threat potential.
But I gotta be nice to him. I ask him all my internet/tech questions. My questions are usually pretty simple, but then so is he. 
Paul if you're
an apple tree Posted May 11, 2000
so he might just end up completely missing the ouija board and kicking a jar of sulphuric acid onto himself anyway?
*talks a little louder*
Paul if you're
an apple tree Posted May 13, 2000
heeeeeeeeeeere fatey fatey fate...come on...got some nice bits of pigeon fat here for ya...fateeeeeeeey,....
Paul if you're
an apple tree Posted May 16, 2000
LOVES it! can't get enough. this is why you see people smearing their opponent with pigeon fat when they're out on dates...and didn't i find *that* out the hard way! WHEW!
Paul if you're
Mouthnoise Posted May 16, 2000
At last, someone who might know. How _do_ you get pigeon fat out of satin.
Paul if you're
an apple tree Posted May 17, 2000
it's funny how you can interpret words as meaning SATAN just because they are spelt similarly and you can't think of any other thing they could mean at the time.
MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM.....SATAN TOOK MY PIGEON FAT AGAIN!!
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