h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well the intro says it all really Hi, my names Shorty and I am one of the Assistant Community Editors (or ACE for short) here at the guide. One of our jobs is to welcome all the newcomers and make them feel at home Feel free to look around the place and join in and stuff. If you need any help feel free to ask and we will do our best to help. Also if you visit my homepage by clicking on my name you will find lots of links to various parts of H2G2 and all the other ACE's homepages.

Hope you enjoy your stay and hopefully I will see you around.

Always keep a and a towel handy

Shory

Hello Shorty, Thanks for the welcome.
I have a funny feeling that I am going to be sorry that I asked, but what's the fish mean and why do I need a towel???

Get hold of a copy of "The Hitch Hikers Guide To The Galaxy" by Douglas Adams and all will become clear

Well, As I told Mr. Bald Bloke, that might be a lot to ask from a blonde chick. Oh pluh-eeze don't make me read a real book!
I only have time to read Vogue and Cosmo!

Why do you call yourself shorty?

Well you don't have to read, they are avaialable on cassette so you can just listen And I'm called Shorty because I'm 7' 6"...no, wait thats not right, It's because I'm a bit small LOL

LOL! I was curious to "see" how you'd answer that question!!
The mind reels with possibilities .... but I'll be nice since it's Easter Sunday and all!

Okay, good, I can listen instead of read. I wouldn't want to strain myself by reading actual words, since BIG words in particular give me a headache. Unless the book has lots of pictures ....?

I retieved your e-mail address from your web site. Do you want only blonde jokes, or do you want dirty animated .gif's too? I get ALL kinds of jokes, some clean enough to forward to mom, some that I only open during off hours when I am sure no one is around. I have a lot of (US President) Bill Clinton jokes ... but most of those are "dirty" .jpeg's having to do with his well-known hobby. . So, how risque is your sense of humor?

And I noticed your Virtual Shatner! Good one! I forwarded that URL to my joke distribution list. Yes, I do know the original Star Trek. I had the hots for Captain Kirk when I was a little kid. The reruns of that show seem kind of funny now, with those corny special effects or lack thereof. The transporter was a fancy effect in the 60's. Wow, do I feel old

Ooooh, I've always wanted a blonde to send me dirty E-mails . I'm as warped as they come so feel free to send anything you want LOL.

Okay, I'll add you to my "all access" joke list, meaning you will get even the filthy ones! When I send you one, I'll identify myself as Blondie from h2g2 so you'll know that it isnt' spam.

Cool