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Peta Haigh back at the BBC Shock!
Peta Started conversation Jun 14, 2001
Letter with your petition:
"Hi, Guess you're fed up with stuff about how much better you look with hair but without the moustache, so I shan't do that..."
What the freak are you talking about? 
Go on enlighten me, I'm darned if I know what you're on about. 
Peta Haigh back at the BBC Shock!
NexusSeven Posted Jun 14, 2001
I don't remember you being bald or having a 'tache, Peta... 
Peta Haigh back at the BBC Shock!
plaguesville Posted Jun 14, 2001
Good day, Children,
Are you sitting comfortably?
Then I'll begin.
Once upon a time there was a little country which was proud to have a television broadcasting company so that the people were able to see important things happen: like their queen crowned in black and white splendour. The Important People who told the other people what was happening wore very smart clothes because they had either just been dancing or were about to go dancing. These people were charming and much cherished. Amongst the most popular were Mary Malcolm, Sylvia Peters and McDonald Hobley. Another one was Peter Haigh (or Haig or Hague): very distinguished with thinning hair offset by an immaculately trimmed moustache.
I am surprised that your hallowed walls are not covered by his comely likeness. (Perhaps he posted a URL, or something.)
But I could be lying.
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