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Demon Drawer Started conversation Apr 11, 2000
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DD: Bah genuine People Personalties at this time on a Tuesday just drive me up the wall. Hello uglybastard and welcome to the Sol 3 edition of the Hitch-Hikers Guide to the Galaxy. This place is getting bigger by the day so us ACEs Assistant Community Editors have volenteered to show anyone around who needs help. Feel free to shout on button 1 if you require assistance. Button 2 for General enquiries. Button 3 for a refreshing Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster. 4 if your planet is in emminant danger of destruction. Or 5 to hear some witty flurry blue creature wittering on about Just dis guy you know.
BTW Visit http://www.h2g2.com/A214796 for some really useful stuff.
DD 
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UglyB*****d Posted Apr 11, 2000
Greetings DD....thanks for the welcome. I will stumble around this exquisite corner of cyberspace and let you know how lost I get. You could help by telling me if I spelt manyana right..... its one of my favourite anxieties, the fear of being spotted as a thick bastard who cannot even spell foriegn words ....or ones native to this green island of avalon....shit is that how you spell Avalon....major freak out here....get back to basics UB...Q1) Does it matter, Q2) if it DOES matter, does it matter that it matters.....phew thats better...
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Demon Drawer Posted Apr 11, 2000
Well mañana is the correct spelling in Spanish. Just cut and paste and that'll safe you messing aroung looking for spanish charactors. If you do get lost in the building, or vaults, or beach, bars or realms of the imagination just give us a shout, any time you do it'll falsh up in my forums list. 
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