h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well, I stumbled around for a bit this morning (buying clothes and necessities at local pawn shops with shiny objects I carry around), before finally deciding I need to get done what needed to be done. At what better way to do that, then enrolling in a educational facility. Disguised as a 17 year old, I enrolled at a High Scool, here in Salem Oregon, USA. There, I quickly made friends, most of which think I'm a bit off the wall, which is all right with me. I decided to make myself a foreign exchange student from Canada, who was actually born and raised in the US (explaining why I have no accent). I am now rooming with one of my friends, whose mother was surprised at the fact that I was going to be staying with them for a very long time. I am now moved in, and decided that one day, I will need to tell my friend I am not actually from this planet. But that day will come much later. Right now, I have had no time whatsoever to write anything about the planet yet, but I will submit some articles dealing with the universe. So long.